Gabby Jay

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All-Time Buckeye: Orlando Pace
Current Buckeye: Beanie
Brew Crew Buckeye: Mike Adams

Moment: Gamble's pick-six against Penn State. I never heard a louder Ohio Stadium. Oh, and Holy Buckeye too. Do you know how violently ill that play made SEC partisans down here?

Class: 2002 (Alumni)

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  • Strengths
  • Buckstache
  • Above average Photoshop skills
  • Areas of Sucktitude
  • Buckstache
  • Voluntarily left Ohio for the South
  • Boxing

The Latest: Sack City 2008 -- 6/30/2008

Dear future Big 10 offensive lines,

Sack City 2008

…I think these gentlemen would like to have a word with you about how things are gonna be for the next 4 years.
Honestly, I think the real reason I posted this is to draw attention to Shawntel Rowell (#91, back row, far right).  His frame has improved dramatically [...]

Bio

Gabby Jay is a 56 year old French professional boxer operating on the Minor Circuit. His win-loss record is among the worst in history, currently standing at 1 win and 99 losses. As such, Gabby admits to being accustomed to losing moreso than the other authors. Indeed, he asks that you please let him win because he's lost so many times that he's forgot what winning feels like. A former waiter at a small cafe in Paris, Gabby Jay took up professional boxing on a whim. He was trained by French boxing legend Glass Joe, over whom Gabby has his one professional victory.