Dumb, Minor Things I’d Love To Change About Buckeye Football

Posted by Vico in Buckeye Football |

I love Sanzy, but he should never be allowed to take the field with knee high black socks.
I love Sanzy, but he should never be allowed to take the field with knee high black socks.
I had this idea for a post over a year ago, but it got lost in the shuffle of recruiting news and other things of interest.  This time last year had Buckeye fans asking for significant changes to the way Ohio State football operates.  Debates raged about several things.  Many of us were debating whether Jim Bollman should be fired as both offensive line coach and as offensive coordinator.  We asked if Jim Tressel should be much more hands-off with the nature of the offense, allowing a new voice to breathe some life into a stagnant offensive approach.  We asked if the Buckeyes should alter their approach to recruiting, affording greater emphasis to higher-level recruits even if they were well outside the recruiting sanctuaries of Ohio and western Pennsylvania.

In short, anxiety over disastrous season finales had led us to debate things of significant importance to the future of the program and were, for all intents and purposes, topics well outside the expertise of any one Buckeye fan.  That is not to say they weren’t, and aren’t, important debates to have, but the changes proposed were large in scope.  The thought I had was to significantly reduce things we would want to change about the program, viz, the particulars that no one could care really care about given the enormity of other things discussed.

Of course, truly obsessive fans — like Buckeye fans — care about the particulars.  There has always been some things about Buckeye football I would love to see changed for my own amusement.  I present these below.

01. Change everything about the end zone

Ohio State changed from grass back to the synthetic turf after the 2006 season, right as it became apparent that Ohio Stadium grass aged like milk over the course of a season.  My first preference was to keep the grass because, under the right circumstances, no other lawn in the world glows as radiantly.  Nevertheless, the change to turf was necessary.  The change to the end zone artwork that followed was not necessary.

I think Michigan Stadium changed to turf a few years ago, but kept the essence of the end zone decoration.  The only paint was in the letters.  Two programs aimed at each other’s total humiliation in late November had that minor detail in common, but Ohio State opted for the change with the installation of turf.  The result is kind of ugly, I think.  If I had to guess, I think they wanted a more “modern” take on the end zone art of the 1980s.  The font is basically the same, but, this time around, the font is white (with black trim) and the end zone is scarlet.  Pictures are hard to reproduce to show this, but you can watch any of my Earle Bruce-era clips on the YouTubes to see this (example).  This coincides with the changes to the uniforms in 2006, again to a very Bruce-era-ish design.

The problem I have with it is that too many programs, especially in the Big Ten, have a hue of red as their primary color and so many of those have glaring red end zones as well.  For a program that stands out in a tradition-laden conference, the end zone we chose to adopt is awfully pedestrian and hard to dissociate from those at Camp Randall and Memorial Stadium in Indiana.  Further, the typeface for “Ohio State” and “Buckeyes” is uuuuugly.  I envision Ohio State as a mostly block font program, a typeface synonymous with rich tradition.  The typeface in the end zone looks like something a 12 year old kid does to a Word document, hoping that the transition from Times New Roman to Arial or Verdana will help him pad the required page length for a middle school book report on Johnny Tremaine, or whatever kids those ages read.  To be fair, it is in many ways similar to what we had before the switch.  However, the typeface is significantly tinier.  It just looks puny.

I’d love a total overhaul and, if should the end zone feature a painted background, I would love for it to be gray.  Previous Rose Bowl games including Ohio State did a much better job incorporating gray into the Ohio State’s end zone.  I would love if Ohio State just stole one of those designs and essentially replicated it for Ohio Stadium.  I’m not against Ohio State exploring the old diamond pattern it used to have through the 1960s.

02. Adjust the Buckeye stripe on the pants

Jordan Hall here demonstrates the inconsistency in the helmet stripe to the pant stripe
Jordan Hall here demonstrates the inconsistency in the helmet stripe to the pant stripe
The famed Buckeye stripe on the pants has a rather long history and it appears to me that changes to the stripe on the pants occur as some kind of random artifact of the process of making them year in and year out.  Compare these pictures of two teammates — Brian Baschnagel and Archie Griffin — to see how subtle the differences can be.  The design we have now appears to be the only thing that survived the transition from the late 1990s under Cooper and into the present.

My issue is that I love consistency in design.  We do not have it now.  I do not think we ever did have it under Woody Hayes, though, to be fair, those are definitively formative years in the construction of a football “image” as equipment continues to progress.  What some people forget is that there was actually a time we did have it: under Earle Bruce.  The Buckeyes got a new look, essentially the look it re-adopted in 2006, shortly after Earle Bruce arrived on campus to coach the Buckeyes.  One noticeable change was eliminating the thick black Buckeye stripe on the pants (what it re-adopted in turn as soon as Cooper took the Buckeye job) and replacing it with something that perfectly matched the helmet stripe.  This picture of Art Schlichter shows what I’m talking about.  A lot of the changes we made in 2006/07 were throwbacks to the Earle Bruce era, that is, the 1980s.  This coincides with every generation’s fascination with the period twenty years before it.  Surprisingly, this change was not made.   I’m hoping it eventually will be.

03. Get a consistent “gray”

I think I’m exercising my inner art historian here.  Again, I love consistency in a uniform set, and it’s something we lack at the moment.  One thing that frustrates the purist in me is the development of “gray” in recent years.  I put “gray” in quotes for the sake of this exercise because we seem to have multiple shades of the color.

This has become more pronounced with the uniform changes of 2006.  I was opposed to idea initially.  It became public when I was still a student at The Ohio State University and I was not a fan of the idea.  I relented once I looked back through the years and reminded myself that these were Bruce-era uniforms.  However, the change of the home jersey to feature no gray whatsoever has underscored just how not-gray the pants have become.  I do not get to see what the uniforms look like up close and personal, so I can not verify this.  However, the pants look more and more like a neutral color that you would while looking for a bucket of Behr for the living room paint job.  It lacks the “gray” that I think we all think of when we think of the school colors.  The only time when there appears to be some kind of consistency is under the lights.

This development also occurs with the change to the silver helmets in the Cooper era.  I can not give an exact year for the change to a metallic silver sheen on the helmets, but its change has been welcome among Buckeye fans.  Because of it, and some kick-ass defenses we had under Fred Pagac, we now have the metaphor of the “Silver Bullets” ingrained in Buckeye lore.  But this in turn adds to an inconsistent “gray” we currently have. With no gray to orient the home jerseys with the helmet and the pants, the differences are glaring to me.

To compensate, I would love for the Buckeyes to return to the silver-ish pants we had in 1998.  Every now and then you will read a rival fan making fun of our gray helmets being silver.  However, if there’s consistency in the “gray” that we have on the uniforms, then there is really nothing patently wrong.  Our Buckeye “gray” is a silver, and that’s that.

04. Significantly downplay the use of black

The recent changes to the overall aesthetic presentation of Ohio State football has come with something that I think as more deleterious the more I think about it.  Black has become a more obvious feature of the overall Ohio State color palette.  The end zone letters now have a black trim, and I think it’s fairly prominent.  The home jerseys, absent any gray, now rely on the black color of the jersey stripe for a frame.  Worse yet, I fear this is leading to future jersey changes which may have a black trim bordering the numbers.  Our version of red is dark enough to where a black border is unncecessary and, in my opinion, a little ugly.  This was my biggest complaint about those “retro” jerseys we had for the Michigan game last year.

The problem I have with black becoming a more prominent feature of the Buckeye color palette is that it is not a quality secondary color.  Our primary colors are scarlet, gray and white, the last of which is necessary for road jerseys.  Black is just too strong a color to not be distracting and its increasing use seems to coincide with the decline of gray in other facets (the color of the old endzone font, the trim on the home jersey sleeves, etc).

To that end, I’d like to see us limit black to the Buckeye stripe and the cleats.  I already want us to redo the end zone, but there are other things I’d like.  I hate seeing the black socks (see Sanzenbacher above). The knee high whites are used for colder weather games, but it is usually ankle high black socks any other time.  I’d love to do what Boston College did a few years ago: emulate the pros and wear stockings.  However, my preference for this is strictly cosmetic and I am certain most people who have to wear them complain that they can be cumbersome.  I seem to recall some game in the late 1980s, or early 1990s, where Ohio State had white socks with a red trim.

I’d like to bring back an incarnation of the previous home jerseys.  A poll I ran about a year ago on whether people preferred the previous uniform set (Cooper era, first half of Tressel era) to the current uniform set (Bruce era, second half of Tressel era) was fairly divided.  An interesting compromise may be keeping the road uniform as is and bringing back the previous home jerseys.  I genuinely like the new road uniform.  I always felt that Ohio State is in its element in the road whites, unlike programs like Michigan and Tennessee that emphasize their home jerseys.  The nouveau Bruce look is sleeker (not necessarily better).  The home jerseys are difficult to distinguish from Nebraska or Wisconsin.  If I had to guess, I think those changes occurred because newer jerseys advances from Nike have almost eliminated any sleeves.  Still, I think there’s something that can be done.  No other program that I can think of openly embraces gray like Ohio State nominally does.  Sometimes I wonder if we are retreating from it when we should be embracing it.

This is all just navel-gazing during the offseason, but it can be a fun discussion.  It may have even brought back you reactions to the jersey changes, the stadium turf and the retro jerseys to the fore.  Share if interested.

 

11 Responses to “Dumb, Minor Things I’d Love To Change About Buckeye Football”

  1. 1 mmeals

    I agree with most of this. I like the black, but they need to tone it down some. The endzones are too “Bright” IMO. And for the pants, that happened during Ted Ginn’s time there. They went from a shinny to a more matte gray. Sorry, I don’t remember the pictures, but they were on UniWatch way back when, that’s when I noticed them.

  2. 2 Todd (not Boeckmann)

    I have been an advocate for the diamonds in the endzzone for a long time.

    My only other complaint is that the Bruce striping on the home jersey is the only thing that separates our jersey from Wisconsin, and with that its barely so. Therefore, I prefer the wider sleeve stripe retro from 1968 or the first half of JT along with a touch of gray trim on the numbers.

    I am a proponent of the silver pants. It adds to the Silver Bullets persona. I also think that the stripe on the side of the pants SHOULD mirror the helmet stripe. No matter what that stripe is.

    In summation:

    Diamonds in the endzone
    Change the jersey
    Bring back the silver pants.

  3. 3 Ron

    No one should accept my fashion advice, so I won’t go there. I would like to see certain basic structural changes to the game, though:

    1) Put the goalposts back inside the end zone (on the goal line, with two supports, not one). You can only score IF the ball moves *through* the goalposts, above them for field goals and extra points, or below them for a touchdown. No more pussy corner passes, or scoring down the sideline.

    2) Narrow the field of play towards the end zones. Spread offenses are nice, but you need to play like real men to get a touchdown (through the goal posts) as the playing field narrows.

    3) Penalties for lack of celebration/taunting. ‘Cmon, scoring is supposed to he a ‘appy occasion! Whoop it up, or we give the points you just scored to the opposing team, and if they don’t appreciate them, we donate them to the Hari Krishnas. If the Hari Krishnas accumulate enough points, they win! Hari! Hari! Hari!!

    4) A la spring scrimmage game, the defense should be given points for certain accomplishments: 3-n-outs, tackles for loss, interceptions, blocked punts/field goals, etc…

    and many more! Besides, if we’re going to fundamentally modify the regular season for a play-off system, why not change the game too? Let’s make it even more “exciting”.

  4. 4 Joel

    OSU gets money from Nike, so we should have a fashion change. I don’t want to go all “Oregon Duck” and change every week.

    I would like to see what they could do with dark gray jerseys.. Not sure about what to do with the pants, though.

    I would like to see the Browns go back to the Orange pants, Brown and white lettered jerseys of Brian Sipe-Cardiac kids days.
    I would like to see a logo and cheerleaders with the Browns. Enough with that age-old crap. We need women!!

  5. 5 Klem

    Great article and couldn’t really agree more on the need to change color schemes both on the field and home jerseys.

  6. 6 Ken

    I agree about the end zones, get rid of thegodawful red.

    I see what you mean about different black stripe widths between helmets and pants. Not a bog deal with me, but is would sharpen “the look” a bit, which is always good.

    I’d like for the pants to be gray, and the same shade of gray as the helmets.

    I’d like to see black used for accents, outlines and shoes. Unfortunately, black will be everpresent in OSU color scheme, because of the iconic photos of Woody wearing his black block ‘O’ ball cap.

  7. 7 cee

    I am highly in favor of the silver pants.

    In addition to vico’s consistency comments, the current grey pants really have a transparency problem. They just appear to be of poor fabrication. Particularly on a lineman in the rain, this is not a good thing. The silver was a much sleeker, more uniform look overall.

  8. 8 BK

    Extremely enjoyable read. Can’t add anything to the helmet discussion specifically re: adoption of the metallic sheen, but I do recall that Ohio State adopted the metallic-sheen (sliver) pants for the 1989 season.

    I have been watching Buckeye football since 1984 (and, thanks to YouTube-O-Vision, technically longer) and I still say that OSU’s 1998 uniforms were the pinnacle. The 2002 team won a national title wearing essentially those, so I’d like to see silver pants, gray jersey sleeve stripes, short white socks, and black shoes. That is, if and only if we can’t go back to the Keith Byars-style jerseys. Keith really did have great speed, you just couldn’t tell because the mast sail he was wearing slowed him down.

  9. 9 Craig

    First of all, I don’t care anything about end zone art. Whatever. Just have our guys get in it as much as possible and keep the bad guys out of it as much as possible.

    I like the home jerseys from the first part of the Tressel era with the gray stripes in the sleeves. There is no doubt that it is an Ohio State jersey. I wish those could/would return. Secondly, never, ever, EVER touch the helmets. Classic. Indisputable. Undeniably Ohio State.

    I really want to comment on the use of black. That is ALL Nike. Maybe black is badass, maybe even ghetto, but any school that goes with Nike eventually seems to get black shoved at it. Take a look at Duke’s uniforms, especially when they have blue pants, blue helmets, blue numbers, and then black shirts. Hideous. Good luck trying to make Duke football look badass.

    I remember a time early in the contract when the parkas were changed to mostly black with no gray that I could see. Not so good. The only good thing about Nike is that I think they helped with the design of the newer logo that actually says “Ohio State” with the Block O. The Block O alone is still cool, but I like the logo with the name in it.

    Black (and white, for that matter) are great for accent colors, but it will always be scarlet and gray (or metallic gray). :)

  10. 10 Brandon

    You’re crazy regarding the endzone Vico. ;) I love the OSU endzones.

  11. 11 Jay

    The dull gray pants are the result of the fabric Nike uses. The fabric, for whatever reason, doesn’t come in silver. This was in the Dispatch article about the uni change, which also brought the Nike moisture-wicking technology that made the uniforms 35% lighter or some such thing. I think Georgia has the same pants color.

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