Top Junior Steve Miller Commits to Ohio State
Steve Miller is one of the country’s top junior athletes and, without hyperbole, might be the best in the state in his class, regardless of position. I knew he was a Buckeye lean. I was fairly confident he would end up as a Buckeye. However, I wasn’t expecting such an early decision. According to the Bucknuts article, it didn’t seem Tressel expected it either. Suffice to say, he was very happy with the news.
Alas, I feel compelled to do this. On October 29th, 2009, Steve Miller took the scholarship offer and will eventually run to Ohio State. If that does not suit him, he may even fly like an eagle to Columbus upon the completion of high school at Canton McKinley. However we express it, it’s clear that no jet airliner will carry Steve Miller too far away. It’s in Ohio that he’s got to stay. Steve Miller is many things. He is a picker. He is a grinner. He is a lover and he is a sinner. He may even play his music in the sun. He’s a joker, not sure about a smoker, but likely a midnight toker. He sure don’t want to hurt no one. Except for other Big Ten quarterbacks… you jokers are on notice.
Wooo. Woooooo.
If I had more time, I’d work in Abracadbra and Jungle Love as well. Remember, I’ll have more than a year to better know him.
Let’s hope that, unlike young Mr. Berry, Steve don’t want to get caught up in any of that funky shit going down in the city.
And that he never shoots a man while robbing his castle. Better, but not ideal, that he just sits around the house, gets high and watches the tube. But hey, sometimes you’ve got nothing better to do.
Whenever we start talking about kids that are still two years away, I feel like time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the future.
Thanks for breaking the good news, V. – you always knows just exactly what the facts is.
I’ll stop now.
Oh [expletive] yea!
Stevie “Guitar” Miller now a Buckeye. Nice. I’d stay away from the ‘Miller Time’ until the lad comes of age. You realize, of course, that ‘Miller Time’ will be the tag line whenever he gets a sack or TFL…
Film, likely sophomore film.
That’s a very impressive highlight video. He demonstrates a lot of awareness and smarts, along with the ability to disrupt. His timely shedding of blockers is amazing.