Only in Alabama
I won’t pretend that this is the most pathbreaking, revelatory post we’ve had yet, but, well… am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Have you ever been so inconvenienced, thinking that you would have to show your support for your team, open a bottle of the High Life and hold up your stonewashed bootcut Rustlers all with three different items? I know I have. Have you ever thought to yourself “bah Gawd, I wish der was one doohickie to do all three of dem thangs”. Do you have a propensity to breathe exclusively out of your mouth? Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, because you can do all three things at once with this handy-dandy “Official Tailgater Bottle Opener Belt Buckle”.
This belt buckle fits most belts and comes complete with easy-to-follow, made-for-Alabamians instructions etched on to the front of the belt buckle itself and even comes with an authentic certificate acknowledging that you could’ve better spent that $24.95 and S&H fees. Because after all, people, that horrific pisswater you mouthbreathers guzzle is better served, and better maintained, in a can.
Again, am I wrong?
Written by: Gabby Jay |
No, you’re not wrong, Gabby. You’re just an asshole.
Btw, I would absolutely die of embarrassment if the Ohio State equivalent of this emerged on the same website. There’s apparently a Michigan one. It’s probably only a matter of time, but there’s got to be some kind of petition to sign to prohibit the production of an Ohio State version of this.
What has this world come to…
Well how about that. I guess the post title is a misnomer. Though, in my defense, how was I supposed to know that after Larry rolled into work today wearing that?
But still, michigan fans… that is not good company to keep…
Michigan State, tsun, USC, and others. The Buckeyes have not, yet, been so adorned.
http://www.shopncaasports.com/search/belt%20buckle
Oh, a little belated, but kudos on picking up the Big Lebowski references.
i agree, but i’m definitely calmer than you are about it, dude. calmer than you are.
Does this come with a free camo hat embroidered with “Git er Done” on it?