OHD: Live, in YouTube-o-vision!
That’s right, Buckeye Commentary now doesn’t have to be your one-stop shop for Buckeye YouTubes on the internets1. In the leading up to a feature that Max and I (and to some extent Gabby) have had in the works for some time, we thought we would put up our own channel on that there YouTube, or whatever the kids call it these days and eventually stock it with Max’s surplus of Buckeye highlights and game clips.
Now, of course, a disclaimer: I’m not sure what Max has going for him with media editing, and I know that Gabby is computer illiterate. As for me, I use shoddy open-source software (including the operating system, which is sweet, though), I have no money and I have no discernible talents with video editing. Basically, I don’t have any of that high-brow fancy-pants Macintosh software that Keith has and our Buckeye YouTubes will suffer accordingly. What I do have, though, is… well, a computer and Max’s stockpile of Buckeye awesomeness ready to be ripped. And because I have no discernible talents in video editing, you won’t get any of that mixtape stuff on our YouTube-o-vision, just the play as it was called in all its awesomeness.
So, that said, our first installment of OHD, Live in YouTube-o-vision (TM) is an obscure highlight that hasn’t made the rounds on the internets as far as I know. You thought Scott May might be Sandusky High’s best known basketball star? Think again:
- It should, though. Let’s be honest. [↩]
Not content with winning the internets are we? Now we have to go win the YouTubes? Btw, what is a YouTube? Is it like a series of tubes like the internets is? What would I know, of course, I’m “computer illiterate”… jerk…
YouTube is kinda like a YouBolt, except you upload videos instead of tightening nuts. And, just like the internets, people you don’t know will tell you how much you suck (don’t get that feature with YouBolts). I hope this clarifies things for you.
You’re both wrong. Though, as always, Gabby is more wrong. The YouTube is just one of the many tubes that, when bound together, create the series of tubes that we know as “the internets”.
At least, that’s what Ted Stevens told me.
No, I don’t think so. When several tubes are bound together, you get the “intertubes”, which early man used to navigate large bodies of water. They found this more palatable than the earlier “buffalotubes”, which were just plain nasty.
Hmm, we have a conundrum. Gabby, be a doll and call Senator Ted Stevens’ office for me and have him sort this out. He’s the ultimate authority on the internets.
No, it’s not a conundrum either. Those were pre-internets devices, used in paleolithic Australia and parts of Canada. These “Point-n-Beat” devices continue to be used today, albeit symbolically, during half-time shows, where their binary coded messages are still played-out. Purdue is currently the holder of the largest conundrum in the world. And oddly, they are very proud of that.